Jis roshni mien shaadi hote thee chali gaye “Kaali Suhaag Raat” likkhi thee naseeb mien I’ll write something for Khansahab, incase he decides to get married in Karachi.īijli derasal Karachi mien injaam-e-hijr hai Oh, I heard that monkey joke before but a different version, it’s a good one. Haha Javed, it’s amazing that your piece of poetry accurately describes most of the stuff I did at the university in Pak! You missed my all night POT smoking and the resulting all night dry cough though, LOL. Woh Teekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani… Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara zamana… Woh gathering ke din ka – jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……. Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna, Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa, Woh seminar ke din – pairon ka chat-patanaa, Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani…. Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa, Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa, Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa , Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………. Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa … Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna, Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi, Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi, Woh chai vaalaa jisko – saare kehte the… jaani, Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani, Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen, Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo, Yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai? Tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer Yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai? Har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi Yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti Yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai? Yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
Some computer geek with a taste for songs created this version:
DES MEIN NIKLA HOGA CHAND EPISODE 179 MOVIE
The above song is from an old Indian movie called Pyaasa and filmed on Guru Dutt, its one of Mohd. And for those who don’t know the song, need to listen to the original song by clicking on the you tube link below and then read the text. This one is for Varun Suri, since he knows a lot of songs and poetry I would like to dedicate this one to him. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies the patron. “Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” “Now what?” asks the patron. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. “He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table – whole!” says the bartender. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
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